Thesaurus: Xenu
Xenu is the one that $cient0l0gists fear and hate most. They claim that he is the cause of everything bad in the world because he nuked a bunch of people in an Earth volcano, then trapped the souls of everyone he nuked w…
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- Xenu is the one that $cient0l0gists fear and hate most. They claim that he is the cause of everything bad in the world because he nuked a bunch of people in an Earth volcano, then trapped the souls of everyone he nuked with sticky fly paper-like material, then made all the souls watch a 3D movie and finally released them back on to earth where they go around attaching themselves to humans causing them pain. $cient0l0gy makes their money by brain washing people into believing this crap and having themselves "audited" of these spirits which are called "thetans". $cient0l0gists also believe that eating asparagus will prevent thetans from infecting you. Xenu is also the one who will provide all the [Wog]s with mecha to destroy $cient0l0gy! more information: www.xenu.net > I am an agent of Xenu. > XENU!!! WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGG!!!!!!!! > Man, I can't wait for Xenu to give us our mecha so we can destroy that fucked up cult!