Janopause

1. There are two definitions for 'Janopause': 1) Where someone refuses to drink for the entire of the month of January, to make up for all the drinking done over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period. 2) Where a woman doesn't get her period at all during the month of January, as she got herself pregnant over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period. > 1) > Brad: Dude, you wanna grab a drink after work? > Dave: Nah, I'm having my Janopause - I drank far to much around Christmas. > 2) > Mary: You are not going to believe this, but I think I'm pregnant!? > Kelly: Really? When's the last time you got your period? > Mary: Well, my last one was in December. > Kelly: Janopause! Who did you have unprotected sex with on New Years Eve!? Source: ecdict

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