- 1. An underwhelming male orgasm. If ejaculate is present, it dribbles feebly and apologetically out. > Did you just [jizz] your pants? Yes, but it was only a Melvin. > After wank number 5 that day, he realised was no longer enjoying himself, as his overworked phallus begrudgingly performed a Melvin. Source: ecdict
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