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  1. 1. Medical condition to describe the horrific chafing of the butt cheeks caused by long hard shifts in a hot sweaty environment. Is often exacerbated by [tagnuts], [winnets] or [dangleberries] . Although there is no cure for this dreadfull ailment, many chefs I know swear by cornflour, well known for its high starch content. Some shave their asses to lessen the pain, others smear vaseline between the cheeks to lessen the friction, but the real masochists slather their ass in witchhazel upon the onset of symptoms > Chef's temper got worse during service as a dose of chefs arse played havoc in his kecks. Source: ecdict

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