shitcakes

1. Any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of shit. When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time. Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit. > As Vlad sat chewing on Yorkshire pudding, its shitty consistency made itself apparent. The way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on shit would be like... This was a shitcake alright. However, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a shitcake was, one must know what it was like to chew shit. He glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done..... Source: ecdict

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